Q.- What kind of Lights did Noah use on the Ark?

Ans. –  Flood lights, silly. 

Q.-      How many gallons of wine did Jesus make at the Cana wedding?The Ark on a Stormy Sea

Ans. Between 120 and 180 gallons ( “…6 stone jar holding between 20 to 30 gallons”   -John 2:6)

Q.-      Why do we fold our hands when we pray?

Ans.  The folding or putting the hands together represents the position the hands would be in if they were to bound, signifying being a ‘slave’ to the Lord.

 

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2 Responses

  1. Flood lights……..hahahahaha

    I’ve never heard that one before……….too funny

  2. That was one lonnnnnnggg extension cord!

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